Friend Terrets

when your having a conversation with someone and they just randomly blurt out something about their friends that has nothing to do with the topic at all

-"OMG i love The Ramones!"
-"OMG me too!"
-"wow whats your favorite song?"
-"my friend alex has long hair"
**thinks***, wow this dude has friend terrets

by turkeycowlard August 19, 2008

Circle of Friends

The terribly near-incestuous habit or tendency of a tight-knit group of mixed gender friends to date and sleep with one another at various turns in different permutations over a given span of time, often from high school and well into their early adulthood years. Extra messed up if there are siblings in this circle.

This is most prevalent with individuals who are unwilling or unable to make expansions to their social circles due to geographic constraints or cultural isolation (e.g. Orange Country, California) or psychological hesitance to escape the known and the familiar.

Only known remedy to this provincialism is to transplant oneself to New York, London or any other major metropolitan meat market.

Susan left Howard for Dave after they broke up, but Howard picked up Ana when she piqued his interest after she and Jason started agreeing to see other people. Both Dave and Jason are now competing for their long time friend Christie's attention, who in turn as been looking to rekindle passions with ex-boyfriend Howard. Howard and Dave are both secretly cheating on their current girl friends with Christie's slightly older sister, Clare, who has just recently entered this Circle of Friends

They're all going to the same college together next fall.

by Khru5hchev May 24, 2011

best friend

soul mate

She is my best friend.

He is my best friend.

by menaceboyy October 21, 2009

Friend Zone

A term used to vilify a woman for excercising her right to say no. One day the male gender just decided that if you're friends with a woman or nice to her that she's obligated to date you and if she doesn't she's a horrible person. Women are put in the friend zone too, but society vastly ignores this fact. It's usually guys who go after extremely attractive women, and when they're rejected they think of this woman as shallow even though he himself is shallow for only pursuing women he sees as beautiful or pretty.

Bob: Wahhh! Suzy put me in the Friend Zone!

Joey: Forget her! All women are evil!

Suzy: Excuse me? Not only did I loose one of my closest friends because it turns out they were only pretending to be my friend in hopes of getting in my pants, but somehow this all makes me the villain here?

by Wecanjustbefriendsokay? March 7, 2012

Buffer Friend

A friend that in order to hang out with, you need another, closer friend to be there.

Michelle is a buffer friend. I need Andrea there before I will hang out with her.

by Yaid February 4, 2012

Guy Friends

Males who conduct harmless heterosexual activities with one another that may be misconstrued as homosexual.

"What did you do last weekend?"

"Oh, it was Guy Friends Weekend: We all had a blast drinking beers, smoking cigars, hooking up, and playing golf during our annual GFW."

"Wait, what?"

by GeneraLax7 April 13, 2011

Bext Friend

A friend that you haven't met in person, who you text or online chat with as much as a best friend.

Whoah bro! Who's this Brenda character and why haven't you told me about her?! Looks like you guys text all the time!

Oh no killa! She's just my bext friend!

by Homerspy March 19, 2011