When a grown man or women dreams about sex. Usually ending in climax, resulting in a wet and weird surprise when they wake up.
Bud: I had a wet dream last night.
Mike: what?
Bud: I had a dream that I met a swamp monster at the lake. Next they I know, I’m awake having to clean my sheets.
Mike: what?
Bud: I had a dream that I met a swamp monster at the lake. Next they I know, I’m awake having to clean my sheets.
by Wtf42069 May 25, 2023
by It's not me. I didn't do it. February 8, 2023
A wet dream is a sensual and erotic vision in your sleep. Wet dreams can be a way to gauge ones sexual prowess.
I had a wet dream while taking a nap earlier today. It was so awesome I'm going to stop watching porn and masturbating.
by Chief Lotsadough August 30, 2021
by Thelasthayoullsee July 21, 2023
by AminRa May 8, 2019
The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 4, 2023