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fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.
Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."
by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020
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fake Obama

Fake Obama is a boss that you fight before George Washington the boss fight is in Obama Tower
I have just beaten fake Obama
by BiggeCheese105 May 18, 2023
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Pump Fake

When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.
"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"
by ballaFred February 1, 2017
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Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical drug that is extremely rare. it is often made with cheap materials and sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk is believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief. Taking too many fake urks will trick your body into overdosing so it is very important to verify your plug.
After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.
by The real pahooga February 25, 2025
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Fake wowaka fan

A person who discovered wowaka a few years after he passed away, They only know the songs he made during his Vocaloid Phase, like: "Rolling Girl", "Ura-Omote Lovers" and "World's End Dancehall" Usually has little to no interest in the band he formed, (Hitorie) and has likely only known his music for 4 years.
Fake wowaka fans are the worst types of people.
by anonymous200020 May 22, 2023
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Fake OC

An Asian that does not possess the ability to do well in school
Ty how are you an Asian that sucks at math your suck a Fake OC
by James3956 February 14, 2023
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LA Fake

Posting a controversial video on social media purely for likes with no intention of finding solutions. Lying to yourself in order to fit into a community of peers. The fear of being canceled over thinking for yourself. Following trends that are impractical and ridiculous.
That guy's extremely LA fake he posted it just for likes.

I asked him what it meant and he got mad at me he seems LA fake.

I saw him wearing a poncho and boots up to his thighs he couldn't walk at all seems really LA fake. When I asked him where he got the outfit, he wouldn't tell me said that was a secret.

He told his neighbor that recycling on Wednesdays was not allowed he was definitely LA fake
by Leprechaun Messiah September 17, 2025
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