Brewed Douche

utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier.

That pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche.

et's brew that douche.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Douche Nozzle

Being such a douche bag that you are actually compared to the end inserted into one ass.

Ya know he is seriously a douche nozzle

by Fat man walkin May 25, 2009

Douche Flops

The act of someone wearing socks with their adidas,nike,under armor, or jordan brand flip flops. It doesn't matter if the socks are midcalfs or not, its still douchey as hell. And theres no excuse for "its comfortable". Flip flops are ment to be worn without socks!

-"Look at that kid wearing those Douche Flops!"
- Wow what a douche, hes even wearing knee socks!"

by starwarsmaster69 November 22, 2011

out-douched

When you think you have seen or met some guy who is the biggest douche you have ever met, his friend comes along who is WAY worse and you realize he has been

"out-douched" much in the way one is out-classed.

Example: Ted (wearing his favorite sparkly Afflicton shirt) stepped out of his mercedes (to valet and that he CLEARLY cannot afford) runs into his pal, Jonathan, who is wearing a similar shirt AND his Ed Hardy hat. Obviously Ted has been out-douched by Jonathan.

by nickynicnic November 30, 2010

douche licker

a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.

cody is a complete douche licker.

by allieisawsome January 18, 2009

turtle-douche

What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!

My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!

by runepaladin January 16, 2009

king douche

A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.

JT- yo stan whos that?

Stan- oh thats ethan, he's king douche
Ethan- yeah mofos

by KingD93 February 11, 2013