A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.
While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
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Get the Coach Calhoun mug.A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.
While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
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A catch 26 is when you out-dumb someone who is too dumb to out-smart, and your statement is so ridiculous that it temporarily fries their brain, but then you explain it so logically that it makes sense. See stand up routine by comedian Cliff Cash
Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:
That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26
That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26
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