shell ass

A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.

I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.

by JahKnows November 27, 2016

booth ass

People who sit at a toll booth for a long time get booth ass. It’s a big flat ass like pancake.

Damn girls got some booth ass

by Marah2752 February 22, 2020

ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.

"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"

by juwupiter February 12, 2020

gene-asses

Stupidity runs in the family

They're all a bunch of gene-asses.

by anita break November 30, 2011

ass molecule

Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.

Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!

by clykclyk July 4, 2017

Ass disaster

A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.

“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”

by papaya666 March 29, 2018

Ass Sack

When there is a ballsack hanging from someone's ass

When Tommy mooned me i swear on my life he had an ass sack!

by Captain Cunt August 29, 2009