turtle

Someone who uses marijuana to fit in often ripped off by dealers and exploited for money, often sold mouldy stemmy leafy and seedy bud as they are inexperianced.

or an inexperianced user

A: shit i just spilt beer all over this buud
B: sell it to daniel he's a turtle

by candlefacedspunkystreet December 14, 2008

turtling

To torture out of pure love.

Came to be because people cannot type, and typos are not a best friend.

By the way:
MH<3PS and PS<3MH .. Extended version of PS = PMS. :D

We are turtling Bobby.
Do not turtle me with your looovvve!!!
You turtled me with your love you biznatch.

by Bobby June 20, 2004

turtle

unicorn venus penticle

because google definitions says so

by shlack a flak April 29, 2005

turtle mud

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

by A. Friend August 27, 2007

Turtlesexual

Having a sexual attraction to turtles.

She came out as Turtlesexual

by lolemorat April 10, 2017

chocolate turtles

crap. turds.

I just saw some chocolate turtles in the toilet back there

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Turtle

Almost the Riffin, but not quite.

"Your'e not Riffin, but yehr Turtle"

by Riffin October 3, 2003