Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.
by big Pepe man April 10, 2022
Get the big turdmug. Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.
(Shane is laying on the floor)
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
by Wink666 March 20, 2009
Get the Carpet Turdmug. Xd_reevey on playstation
by BigFatty6432 December 6, 2023
Get the Obligated turdmug. Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.
"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
by ayemacii February 15, 2020
Get the Taquila Turdmug. 1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.
2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, within a file system.
2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, within a file system.
1: Most of your hard drive is disk turds.
2: We pushed out an uninstall package, unfortunately it left behind many disk turds.
3: The disk cleanup utility may cleanup some disk turds.
2: We pushed out an uninstall package, unfortunately it left behind many disk turds.
3: The disk cleanup utility may cleanup some disk turds.
by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024
Get the Disk Turdsmug. 
When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.
This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.
This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.
This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.
by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018
Get the Circle turdmug.