Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

Cat Mouth

A person who can't handle hot spicy food, their faces go red, start to sweat, tear up and hiccup

Ha ha, how lame, you can't handle chilli.......... You are such a cat mouth

by DeekGeekMcDeek May 15, 2018

Drop Mouth

This is the medical term used when a patient losses their mouth due to eating an excessive amount of strawberries without washing them.

The patient seems to be experiencing "Drop Mouth".

by Don't Believe June 19, 2022

Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.

The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"

by Ball tamperer May 17, 2018

Spill Mouth

The type of word you have for somebody that’s so dumb you just blank out them they are talking

ex: *says anything*

Me: *in my head* oh shut the f**k up you spill mouth

by Pitswoll October 17, 2023

Mouth breather

A person who dosent understand; stupid; dumb; etc

"That person is a mouth breather."
"Ugh, you're such a mouth breather."

by DEMOGORGAN October 1, 2018

mouth covering

covering mouth/ mouth covering means you get NO HOES like bro your so LONLEY

look they covering their mouth in photos I knew this Mf gets no hoes mouth covering

by g00fyahhh September 18, 2022