Jake

The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.

Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what

Person1:he beat a mining corporation

Person2: that’s really cool

by anonymous May 25, 2021

Jake

Gay.

He is such a jake

by JakeIsaWanker September 22, 2021

Jake Hanson

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!

Jake Hanson fouled out again! What a shock!

by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021

Jake Raying

An overuse of words without any thought behind it.

You just be Jake Raying bro.

by HenryRoland May 14, 2023

Jake Leto

Bro you spelt my name wrong it’s letto

Jake Leto is not a calculus genius but letto sure is.

by Littleretroship April 8, 2022

Jake Dietz

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party

2. Asking someone weird personal questions

"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"

by CheifLarge March 2, 2023

Jake My Snane

When a woman puts her hands on a mans raging boner and then proceeds to Jake.

This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live

who thinks he's good.

I went to the club and I met this girl and she jake my snane alll night long.

by brainsofgod October 20, 2010