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A cunt of Karens

A group of Karens, usually ranging between 3 or more.
Oh no Bernard, here comes a cunt of Karens. They seem to be protesting about the non-existent wage gap. Quick, hide any essence of unfiltered enjoyment before they culture-cancel it!
by DunoDunkair January 1, 2021
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Porch Cunt

A cunt that yells at you and your kids from the safety of their own fenced yard.
Every time I walk my daughter to the bus stop this porch cunt at the corner yell random shit. It's amazing how those porch cunts have nothing better to do than yell at people. Why are those porch cunts such dirt squirrels?
by Weeki June 3, 2015
mugGet the Porch Cuntmug.

Possum cunt

A possum cunt is someone who can burn the midnight oil gambling and always come out on top. Like a possum, they maintain their composure all night, and as consistent winners, they are disliked by their opponents. Hence possums cunts.
He beat a bunch of people at the table last night? Yeh, he's a possum cunt.
by Opossums January 14, 2021
mugGet the Possum cuntmug.

Cunt Muppet

An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid
Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes

Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet
by OrganicGodSlayer February 7, 2023
mugGet the Cunt Muppetmug.

cunt must

A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.
Andy: For frig sake man! I just lost my best fishing lure in that snag! “ Cunt Must”!!

Andrew: That really sucks Andy, that was the fourth one in the last 20 minutes!
by UpIce#3 July 11, 2022
mugGet the cunt mustmug.

cunt masking

The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.
Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.
by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009
mugGet the cunt maskingmug.

Cows Cunt

I was pedaling the cows cunt hard up a hill and it was bobbing up and down more than a poorly supported pair of boobs when running. I could tell he was riding a cows cunt from a distance by the riding position and the amount it was bobbing.
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