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leather-headed

To be stubborn, 'hard-headed'
He is so leather-headed; he never does what he's told to.
by kw2019 May 24, 2018
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Turtle Head

When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive
Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.
by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019
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quiz head

The questioning tilt of the head done by dogs, and sometimes people, when they are surprised or confused.
When you make that sound, your dog gives you quiz head.
by yahoo1234 January 22, 2011
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pinny head

You're such a pinny head right now!
by djvodka March 7, 2011
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Hillbilly Head

When a woman passes out on your crotch and vomits on your dick.
He was so desperate he grabbed that passed out girl and got some hillbilly head.
by pornstitute February 18, 2023
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head kink

head kink, for example you see the back of someone’s head and 1 start squirting/nutting 2 get very hard/wet.
“i have a head kink.”
-brielle
by Joeeeebidnwee July 26, 2021
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Raccoon head

When a bitch is sucking your dick and bites down and steals your dick. Then she runs out the door and you never see her again
Kenny:Johnny is in the hospital.
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe

John: oh shit
by Alexismydad April 23, 2018
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