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Taylor

A Taylor is a keeper. She keeps your world spinning.
She builds your confidence to no end
She is incredibly hard working
She has great morals and values
Her beauty shines so bright, you might need sunglasses
She is humorous in all the right ways
She is the most nurturing type of woman
She loves the Lord
And she might be one of the most stubborn also

What else can you ask for? (except to be my wife)
That girl is a total Taylor! She checks all the boxes and is a dream

Taylor I love you!
by richardnixonofficial September 6, 2024
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Aaron Taylor

Aaron is a very hot sexy guys who absolutely loves little boys. He is great friends with Drake and Diddy.
by Joshieballs September 9, 2024
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Taylor's Version

A euphemism for the r-word ("retard(ed)" based on the r-word-laced original version "Let's Get It Started" by The Black Eyed Peas, referred to by some as "Let's Get It Started (Taylor's Version)".

Alt: Taylor's Versioned, TV'ed, Taylor'd, Taylor'd up, Taylor mode, etc. Term originating in Silver Lake, Los Angeles, 2023.
Our friend Wallace was acting a little Taylor's Versioned after eating all those mushrooms at the party.
by FunEdmund September 16, 2024
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I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

When you act so childish to someone not supporting you, you become Donald Trump.
Taylor Swift: I endorse Kamala Harris
Donald Trump: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!
by nb21-rz2k September 24, 2024
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Taylor Mid

A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.

She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.

She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
Person 1: I like Taylor Swift's music
Person 2: So you like Taylor Mid
by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
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Taylor Swift

A dip shit. She only is pretty with those shitty makeup on. You guys should see her face without makeup, it is the opposite of gorgeous.
them: Taylor swift is coming to our city.
me: shut up i dont care
by itsLunaire October 15, 2024
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Taylor Wakey

Someone who is an absolute GOAT and a legend. They are absolute OGs and have some of the most time on the leaderboard. Mixing tea and coffee does not taste particularly good.
by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024
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