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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
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If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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I will take your life

by Communism Is Life May 3, 2025
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i'll take it luv

on May 9th, Twitter user "ind¡go" @kxltist, now going by @imort6lp6r6doxx, was exposed by multiple of their ex-mutuals for asking them for money 24/7, even when they said they didn't have any money or were low on cash. they would spend every hour of the day going into their mutuals messages and asking for money and wouldn't stop even if they didn't get a response back. the phrase "i'll take it luv" refers to them asking their ex-mutual, @hnoceur, for money, and when their ex-mutual said they only had $4 left after spending most of their money on dinner, they said "i'll take it luv", offering to take their ex-mutuals last $4.

they'd often say they needed the money for ubers, trains, buses, food, appointments, etc. but she was exposed by her ex-bfs family for spending the money on drugs, fent, and weed.
"hey can I borrow some money for a ride?"
"sorry i only have $4 to my name I just spent on all on dinner :("
"I'll take it luv"
by anbyburger May 11, 2025
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Citra 100mg

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Citra 100mg likely refers to Citragin or a citric acid derivative product, but the name

“Citra” alone is not specific to one standardized drug. It could be shorthand or branding

in certain regions. There are a few possibilities, depending on context:
What happens if I take expired Citra 100mg?
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Are you brave enough to take this one?

This sentence is one of the most powerful to ever be created, when charging a devastating blow yell this sentence at your enemy to instantly immobilize them, if they move feel free to call them a Pussy for the rest of their life
A: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
B: "Haha lol, that attack is too slow, it won't

work against-"
A: "Are you brave enough to take this one?"
B: "Shit"
*"B" gets banished to the shadow realm*
by Unfunny Andrei March 15, 2018
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