tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse

"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"

by Joseph_Stuntin December 15, 2024

tall tree lookin ass

Someone who is tall asf.

"I'm short so get your tall tree lookin ass out of my way."

by Littletyke May 14, 2017

vanilla tree

A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name

Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!

by Bucket of beans November 20, 2021

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

tree vr

A big and muscular Monke that plays Vr games and mostly plays Gorilla Tag

OMG it is Tree vr he is sooo hot.

by Treevr April 16, 2022

Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.

Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!

by Sirbigdickalot June 01, 2016