bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

tree homo

Tree homo is a person that would do anything to have a big giant hairy nasty cock that is diseased in there mouth. Sucks about 30 to 40 a day and that includes animals also. Also something tony Romo would do

What is tony romo? He is a tree homo

by Super fagalicious January 20, 2017

Christmas Tree

When someone shoves their head up another person's ass whilst both participants are on the floor.

Yo I just killed these two guys in Skyrim and they made a Christmas Tree

by Admon Hambon December 21, 2021

English Tree Tv

A goofy ahh channel about learning letters, colors, numbers, and more

Did i forget to mention the pfp? The pfp is a oak tree with a face.

English Tree TV is brainrot! Why are you watching it?

by Ganado June 6, 2025

Of The Trees

1. Proper noun of an experimental bass DJ/Producer in the EDM scene.

2. That feeling you get when you're under the influence in a forest, or even just somewhere outside. Often a non-verbal state.

1. "Man, Of The Trees' first EDC set was INSANE"
"Of The Trees is what got me into bass music"

2. "Hey are you okay?" "Yeah, I think I'm becoming one of the trees.."
"I was so stoned last night, call me of the trees"

by tigger_tal June 5, 2025

tree wrankle

the act of a woman (or i guess a man) peeing on a man while twisting his testicles in a masochisticly-painful way.

She tree wrankled me the other night, I'm still sore!

by 45718 December 9, 2011

Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.

Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?

by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020