New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.

-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"

by Kappybara October 24, 2018

fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

new polynomers city

the closest place to hell on the internet

new polynomers city member 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
new polynomers city member 2: **torment noises**

by n,bvjhjjvjhvhvk August 12, 2021

New York Bagel

Verb - The act of smearing cream cheese or butter between the ass cheeks of your partner then fucking them; creating a cream filled hole similar to that of a bagel.

Last night, Cindy asked me for a New York Bagel. She's been shitting cream cheese ever since. Then she asked "You know what would go well with this New York Bagel? A Rootin Tootin Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry."

by Seany Blaze June 10, 2013

hilton, new york

A village of five thousand something people 12 miles NW of Rochester, NY. Has two stoplights, located at each end of Main Street, which is only like 300 feet long. Tends to be fairly conservative. Has a McDonald's and a handful of diners that serve the same basic fare. For fun, residents usually go kill time at the mall in Greece. Most people you meet there will have lived there for most of their lives, young or old. If you've been in the Hilton school district for most or all of your school life, you can most likely name 50+ people who you've known since elementary school. Has a carnival every summer and the "Apple Fest" on the first weekend in October. It is in no way associated with Paris Hilton the Hilton hotel family. The schools have good athletics and arts programs, but are pretty average otherwise.

A: I'm from Hilton, New York.
B: So, like, does Paris Hilton own your town, or something?
A: FUCK NO.

by sponge417 October 14, 2011

Fordell, New Zealand

This place is hidden by the government due to fear of the bad publicity it will bring the nation of New Zealand, and the world as a whole. Details are very skechee about exactly what goes on there, but listed are some quotes from escapees. "It is an awful, awful place. I am sorry, I cannot talk any more about it." "I was raped by my family every night for 19 years, how the (Expletive Deleted) do you think I feel about the place." "No Comment." "There is no good, only evil."

Dismembered bodies
Fordell, New Zealand

by The Mayor of Fordell. July 2, 2011

Salamanca New York

Salamanca New York - a city in NY state ,
If you keep going south of here you'll end
Up in the state Pennsylvania (Bradford),

if you keep
Going north of here you'll end up in the

South towns such as Blasdell,Hamburg ,
Orchard park, west & east Seneca ,south buffalo ,lackawanna.

35 miles East of Jamestown NY,

22 miles West of Olean NY.

It's well-known for railroads , museums, stores, parks, and restaurants and some concerts play here .

Salamanca New York was named after José de Salamanca a Spanish nobleman and cabinet minister of the mid-19th century.

Salamanca is a town in Cattaraugus County, New York, United States. The name is from a major Spanish investor in a local railroad, José de Salamanca y Mayol, Marquis of Salamanca. The town of Salamanca is in the south part of the county. The city of Salamanca is the only U.S. city that was built on land leased from an Indian reservation.

by Blu_leef January 24, 2023