Christian is one of the tall ones in the friend group. He doesn’t have a girlfriend. He has his guy friends which is why he can’t get a girlfriend. Usually, Christians usually tends to act cool even though they’re not.
by CurrySoupDumpling December 3, 2020

Christian is cracked.
by '';';';';';';"""";';';';' April 15, 2022

Somebody who chooses the bible verses they like and disregards the verses they do not like. So they can continue to live in a shell.
Jerry is a Christian Cherrypicker, he thinks homosexuality is a sin but wears mixed fabrics and eats fish.
by Vegan Atheist December 9, 2017

by Deadpool6759856 April 23, 2018

by orthodox easton April 10, 2022

Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"
Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

by Ebcociduhdbdhrifovuxbsbehfjfi November 13, 2020
