An Official Dead Game

A game that has 1,000 players or less on a consistent basis, is considered an official dead game. Fortnite, commonly known as a “dead game” by the degenerates.

Normal Person: *plays Fortnite*
Degenerate: *sees Normal Person playing Fortnite* OMG BRO FORTNITE IS SO DEAD, GET A LIFE!
Normal Person: Fortnite has over 1,000 players playing on a consistent basis, therefore it is NOT an official dead game.

by SharkPlayz SDF April 30, 2020

drop dead ginger

the act of ringing somebodys door bell and running (this refers to the british term)

"go ring her door bell jimmy"
"no i dont like to drop dead ginger people"

by michael barney October 05, 2008

dead horse race

Going nowhere (if you can imagine a race track with a bunch of dead horses, you get the picture).

This baseball game is taking forever... tied at the 19th inning... it's a real dead horse race.

by walski69 October 09, 2007

Dead angry gravekeeper

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and you grab a shovel and hit her in the head with it. Then you pull out and come in her eye. After that you take the shovel and snap it in half so half the shaft and the head of the shovel is in one hand and the other half of the shaft and the handle of the shovel is in the other hand. You then thrust the part of the shovel with the handle on it into her pussy, making sure the shaft goes in first not the handle. Finally you hit her in the head with the head of the shovel until she's dead and prop her up on a chair. You then put the part of the shovel with the head on it into her hands and she should look like a dead angry gravekeeper.

Jack: I gave Meg the dead angry gravekeeper last night.
Gus: Shit you killed her. Dude I think your gonna have to leave the country.

by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

wave a dead chicken

to perform a task known to be ineffective simply to make it appear you are working to solve a problem.

i knew the proposal was way off base but i waved a dead chicken and corrected the spelling anyway.

by hidef March 29, 2004

dead baby joke

Joke told in order to gain shock value, typically told by the lower of the intelligence ladder. The jokes are uncalled for and only meant to piss people off.

New guy:Look on billybinos profile, hes made 664,234 posts on this forum in only 12 months! He must always be online.
Old Guy: yea, he basically lives online, look hes made a new dead baby joke.

by Babybunny October 30, 2006

Oasis is dead to me

Oasis is dead to me ever since the lead singer died in a freak N64 accedent, and they replaced him with Fred Durst. Not only did they replace him with Fred Durst, they replaced him with the entire Good Charlotte band, featuring Fred Durst...








...and Ashlee Simpson.

My Wonderwall is dead, I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park and cut myself.

by Meave Haters United April 30, 2005