Almond Shower

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.

I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.

by RyanOfAlkerath March 1, 2018

Hercules shower

Taking a shower with someone else in a way that saves water. Origins come from the great drought that ultimately finished the Greeks.

Hercules, we don’t have water to both take showers with our running water. Let’s rip a Hercules shower.

by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022

Slip in the shower

A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.

“You are telling me to die?” “How about slip in the shower!”

by I have die January 25, 2020

shower spill

The act of peeing in the shower

You said you had to pee really bad but all I heard was the shower running were you shower spilling

by Wiener squirt May 13, 2016

Bomber's Surprise Shower

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.

He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.

by Bender_124 November 5, 2013

warm man shower

A warm man shower is when two men shower together akwardly to conserve water and or power.

"Yeah during hurricane Harvey to conserve water we took a lot of warm man showers"
" Man me and John took the most awkward warm man shower, I can't even look at him"

by TheTruthHasBeenRevealed September 4, 2017

Shower Stall Massacre

When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.

Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.

by ESDI-80 August 1, 2024