The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.
I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.
by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022
Get the Smoking the hogmug. Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"
Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
by BigDog9 April 22, 2017
Get the Smoke Detector Birdmug.