New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

Rusty nail

When you wipe your bum and your finger go’s through the toilet paper and you get poo on ur finger

Fuck! I got a rusty nail

by Finnzapoo November 11, 2020

Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7

reffering red heads

by your buddy November 27, 2003

rusty poop

When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.

Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?

by AJ911 April 10, 2019

Rusty Venture

V. Masturbating so profusly that your penis becomes red and irratated

I could'nt score any ass last night but was so horny i went on a rusty venture

by Dawhiit3kid November 26, 2010

Rusty trombone

Get rimmed whilst receiving a hearty reach-around, thus resembling a trombone playing in a full chorus.

I can't think of a sentence for rusty trombone

by Wubbyzvat November 2, 2022

Rusty Rebel

Rusty Rebel is basically a "Rusty Trombone" but the person giving it hums the song Dixie Land/I wish I was in Dixie.

"She gave me a Rusty Trombone and started humming some southern song" - Dave
"Oh , she gave you a Rusty Rebel" - Pete

by Rebel Rat November 14, 2016