Retard

A word that too many people get offended by, come on. As an autistic person myself. I don’t find it offensive at all. So why do other people find it offensive? No matter how you use it, it’s “offensive.”

Example 1:
Person 1: Stop messing around like a retard and pay attention!
Some fucking lesbian 13 year old on tik tok: Hey, that’s offensive. Everybody cancel him!

Example 2:
Person 1: Man, i feel bad for that kid james. It must suck to be retarded.
Another lesbian kid who watches Bluey yet being 14 years old: That’s offensive! Don’t say it again you asshole.

by jblox August 7, 2022

Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 21, 2013

retarded

swoo32

swoo32 is retarded

by sadwstrh54t4352 May 25, 2021

Retarded

Noah Welshhans

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I am retarded!

by E! Molk ka February 12, 2019

Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

ex.2

"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

Retarded Fionn

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances

That man crashed his car with his transgender girlfriend. He’s such a retarded fionn.

by ShiftingGearsAndStompingQueers April 29, 2024

retard

Retard is slur u know...

If u say retard ur acting like professional

by Santiagofreire5 February 15, 2021