Pizza belly

Incredibly uncomfortable sensation of fullness after gorging on pizza, garlic bread and/or knots.

Emilie: “Why are you laying on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024

Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

Leaning Tower of Pizza

The "Leaning Tower of Pizza" is a playful scene where one person is bent over in a quirky and tilted position, while 2 others Eiffel tower them, and the 4th enjoys a slice of pizza while balanced on the back of person 1. This delightful scenario captures a sense of fun and spontaneity, combining a bit of mischief with the joy of sharing a meal, creating a lighthearted moment of unexpected pizza enjoyment.

We had too many people for an Eiffel tower, so we ordered dominos and made the "Leaning tower of pizza".

When you want to get Eiffel towered but also want to share a snack.

by SierraMissedTV December 9, 2024

Pizza-Party Solution

An monetarily negligible gesture to distract from or temporarily remedy a potentialy serious issue or injustice toward underlings, workers, or citizens.

The 2020 stimulus checks were just pizza-party solutions.

by iCaveman January 2, 2025

Puddle Of Pizza

Child Rapist

Puddle Of Pizza

by Shawn mays January 12, 2025

Margarita Pizza

The act of bending one over and pouring a margarita into their asshole, then proceeding to drink it.

Guy 1: "I just ordered a Margarita Pizza from Stu's"
Guy 2: "Ew that's gay as hell!"

by Stickit2demoniosis Haver January 13, 2025

Pizza suacing

When group of straight flurries (sometimes gay) order a mozzarella pepperoni pizza. The furries go to a hotel near a fur con. They get a room, they then stand in a circle. The innocent pizza is placed in the the middle of the group. The furries then ejaculate on the pizza, they then put the pizza in the hall.

Damn, did you see that, Jerry? Looks like another group do some pizza suacing.

by Purple Demi venison January 13, 2025