Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”

by Tannasgh May 7, 2018

pizza lotion

Ranch used as a pizza dip.
Also known as Pizzalosh.

My wife smothers her pizza in Pizza Lotion!

by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019

Pizza

A food I eat at parties, when all the other school lunch sucks ass, or when I wake up late as leftovers.

1. Me: dam this party cool asf *eats pizza* hey that guy has a really cool wig
2. Me: all these other lunch options suck ass imma get the buffalo pizza
3. Me: aw fuck it’s 1:07 welp imm grab sum pizza

by raybeez July 1, 2022

Raisin pizza

A general description for an undesirable thing. Like raisins on pizza, the topic is something heavily disliked.

Did you actually see that movie? It was a total raisin pizza.

by Not Donut August 11, 2021

Pizza pilgrims

Olivia and avneet on a date at pizza pilgrims in canary wharf

Sent

Let's go pizza pilgrims with avneet and oli9

by lucasprem August 10, 2021

pizza roll hell

When you put a microwaved pizza roll into your mouth and it’s too hot, but instead of spitting it out you just hold it into your mouth while your inner cheeks slowly melt

Chris was in pizza roll hell when he stuck a piping hot pizza roll into his mouth before it cooled

by totinosdevil June 12, 2018

Spanish Pizza

That thing when you eat pizza sauce, olives, and a party cheese ball out of an open ass.

This club has everything, more drinking than anyone can handle, a dangerous midget, and private rooms for Spanish Pizza.

by Banana Hammie April 11, 2020