Shitting Horses and Donkeys

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'
by doomplings October 14, 2021
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horse trot

A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke
I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot
by Rod Bangwell September 06, 2023
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Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 14, 2022
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Horse neck

A person that has poor posture and the angle of the neck resembles that of a horse's. The muscles in the neck are so weak and the head is heavy that the neck bends.
"Yeah, Mitch has a horse neck, he can't keep his head up straight."
by Snake145 August 16, 2021
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Trojan Horse Formation

In Call of Duty a Trojan Horse Formation is formed when a teammate with a riot shield covers another player creating a shield of protection from the enemy.
Doctor Disrespect- “This map has no cover. Someone set up a Trojan Horse Formation!”

Riot Shielder-“10-4! Roger Doctor!”
by DaPiklizPirate June 29, 2023
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milk horsed

When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.
"Hey man you almost here?"

"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"
by Chadsdong November 05, 2017
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Stupid horse

When you're girlfriend or furry is extremely pissed of at your shop you then in response call her a stupid horse or an animal without purpose
by Stupid horse maker June 08, 2019
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