John Gibson

An athletic goaltender who will never let you down. Arguably the best goalie in the NHL.

Jee man, you played like a John Gibson last night!

by seergebeer January 22, 2022

John Strickland

Otherwise known as "Thickland". An extremely hot teacher with an ass.

Damn, look at John Strickland over there, lemme get a piece of that.

by LovelyPeachesStan6669 October 17, 2019

John Vento

The most boi of all time

John Vento is very boi

by John Vento canes January 17, 2019

john gwen

a very swell guy who owns a little unicorn named Billy. Every party with him is fuckin' lit. Also listens to David.

john gwen stefani

by Nouk December 6, 2016

John Ryoo

A John with a last name "Ryoo" that perfectly shows his Korean origins. He loves swearing and his brain is much older than his body. He never gets mad and always jokes in the worst time possible. He is intredpid and is somehow reckless but not in a bad way. Lastly, he is tall, he is tough, and looks like a gangster. He has the look of a cigarette addict, achoholic, but isn't one.

Hey look! It's that John Ryoo that always make dirty jokes! Runnnnn!

by notjohnryoo October 27, 2022

John Dear

A douche, or an asshole

Billl: I Fucking hate Bill he's a Fucking John Dear
Carl: I know i fucking hate that kid

by BAM.may March 23, 2017

John Mayer

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.

Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.

by Klephmeh January 10, 2008