ninja lead

'Ninja Lead' refers to Vietnamese women who ride Honda Lead, covering their face carefully to avoid the sun but ride recklessly
One Ninja Lead hit me yesterday on Khuat Duy Tien Street
by Hmhm im thinking February 20, 2018
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Ninja Kiwi Archive

A Steam application made and developed by Ninja Kiwi which is mostly for their OG games, aka the Flash games when Adobe Flash was about to decease. Games like Bloons TD, Meeblings, the old SAS: Zombie Assault games and much more including Zombie Trailer Park and such were in there.
"I have played the Ninja Kiwi Archive for quite sometime and it's quite a nostalgic trip to play all those old NK games."
by Otheruser325 January 21, 2023
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ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 28, 2011
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snapchat ninja

a guy/girl that only talks to you on snap, but doesnt have the balls to talk to you in real life.
girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja
by weeweeweapon December 22, 2018
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Ninja-fuck

To be completely silent during any type of intercourse
(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"
by BlowholeJoe June 29, 2023
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textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !
"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
by mc!aren_senna May 29, 2021
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Physics Ninja

someone who is a freaking god at physics
by doobiesfordayzzz April 02, 2019
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