muffin

muffin is the greatest person you will ever meet,kind funny and friendly. the best friend you will ever have and will keep you safe

muffin is great i want to be their best friend!!

by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020

Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.

I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!

by LanternFriend October 13, 2022

slut muffin

A co-worker, usually newer employees, who are harassed verbally and sexually at the discretion of older employees.

A, Where's slut muffin?! Or How u doing my little slut muffin?

by slickyickynicky4000 December 20, 2016

stink muffin

Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.

“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”

“I literally just took a shower man.”

by yoyo +++ October 21, 2022

Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)

Look at that Man-Muffin.

by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022

nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016

Muffin Man’d

Muffin man’d refers to the quotation of the interrogation scene from the movie Shrek in an online chat, as a call and response from users in chat, each user quoting one line after the other.

Do you know, the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!

Oh man Mattymorgs twitch chat (HeroZone) was crazy last night. We must have muffin man’d like 3 times!!!

by SaJ April 22, 2023