The Kentucky Highlighter

The act of shoving a highlighter up one's ass while they are asleep

"Me and Aydan gave will The Kentucky Highlighter!"

by maybejude November 12, 2025

Made n kentucky

A hillbilly with a mud duck wife, also lives in a holler with and Xbox and a mustang.

This made n Kentucky is pathetic

by iNick443 October 25, 2015

4th gen queen kentut

someone who farts a lot

A :"omg, i kentut a lot"
B:"but you know there's a queen who really farts a lot"
A:who?
B:AMNA,THE 4TH GEN QUEEN KENTUT

by dungdungting February 18, 2022

Back-Country Kentucky Orbit

When you slirp cum (that isn't yours) out of a vagina, spit it in her ear and sick it out of the other ear. Repeat this motion 12 times to complete 1 Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.

Oh my god did you see Kelly at the bar last night? I would literally give her the Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.

by Igloo City March 13, 2022

The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.

Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!

by fivewide May 6, 2023

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025