Golden Antenna 

When a group of friends backpacking in Europe stay in a hostel & discover kinky euro porn on the tv. But the reception goes in & out, so someone volunteers to hold the antenna to get optimal clarity on screen. This brave manouever -and the hero himself - are known as the Golden Antenna.

dude that was some fluffy french muff in that porno last night. if it wasn't for the Golden Antenna, we wouldnt have seen that chick go crazy eagle on that basketball team

Golden Antenna by martys words August 22, 2011

goldidachs 

A mixed-breed dog, the result of a dachshund and golden retriever mating.

"My dog is a goldidachs, half dachshund and half golden retriever."

"That hurts just thinking about it."

"Yeah, let's hope the dachshund was the dad."

goldidachs by bayarean345 January 1, 2012

Golden Moussilini 

The act of hate-fucking your ex, and having your friend, or friends, urinate on said ex-girlfriend, while sleeping or passed out.

Dude, Jeremiah just did a Golden Moussilini on Kendra!

Golden Moussilini by Dugey15 January 5, 2012

golden doggy 

When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs

My baby daddy cannot know I golden doggyed all day with my mates

golden doggy by goujonlova January 7, 2012

golden drake 

an elderly cougar with bottle blonde hair

"if she wasn't buying bags of string, id probably have a go on that golden drake"

golden drake by Ellanor Battenburg February 10, 2012

Golden Panda 

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

Golden Panda by HunkyDory December 18, 2012

Golden Rescue 

If you ever encounter someone who is stuck to a frozen pole by their tongue and there is no hot water around you need to be resourceful. Urine is warm enough to dislodge any wet skin or tongue from frozen objects. It is also surprisingly sanitary as well.

My stupid brother thought it would be funny to lick the chair lift while we were skiing. I had no choice but to give him a golden rescue.

Golden Rescue by Dachelenne October 18, 2012