Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

national order your girl food day

monday 12th october is order your girl food dyay

woohoo its national order your girl food day

by jfjgg October 12, 2020

Camel Food

When you put your head in a girls vagina

Jimmy had his girlfriend give him camel food

by pizzapocketsFTW November 24, 2014

Food Dude

A guy that women use to get free food. Typically this relationship is in the friend zone and non-sexual.

She only calls to go out and eat on your dinner. This is how you know you are a food dude!

by Ghanghis khan August 19, 2023

food

good shit

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by YouCanCallMe_Smart July 28, 2016

Food revolution

Old name "cheese revolution" is the team of food that is fighting against the blobs

Person 1: hey have you joining the food revolution

Person 2: yes

by Cheese solder February 22, 2021