a nerdy guy who likes little kids aged 13 and bellow he also has all of the magazines in the hallway of ass and he also likes men which tall legs short arms and bees
by ethan garner October 20, 2019
Get the ethan garnermug. 
Get the Ethanmug. A generally nice guy, if you can can get past the fact that he OWNS SLAVES! Yes i speak no hyperbole this man owns up to 43 slaves at a farm in Washington DC. Other than that he is pretty nice... unless your black.
by Anonymous_Exposed June 5, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. A man whose voice is so graceful. Whose mother is so delightful. And whose willy is so tasteful. yeeehaaa baby goose, fly with me. However, Ethan can also be defined as a man who cannot get a stiffy and who is forever in a state of semi's.
by poopoo grrrr May 8, 2023
Get the ethanmug. The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.
by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. While fucking a chick doggy style grab her hair and split it in two.
Wrap her hair around her neck in a loop and pull back to achieve full choke.
If the hair is long enough stuff the remaining hair up the ass. This will lock her into place.
Wrap her hair around her neck in a loop and pull back to achieve full choke.
If the hair is long enough stuff the remaining hair up the ass. This will lock her into place.
by The Ennis June 22, 2024
Get the The Ethanmug. my pookie is such an ethan
by ethans big tittty gf January 15, 2024
Get the Ethanmug.