stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022
Get the Jess and Emilymug. emily is someone you get inseparable with, even when you argue every month you both come back to each other and become closer than before. even after not talking for 2 or 3 months you guys forget the past and move on and talk every day, unless someone comes into Emily's life and she replaces you. all Emily's replace you. whether you like it or not. sometimes you just have to leave your favourite person forever, so they can have a new and probably better person. sometimes you fall in love with emily, that's what happened in my situation, but she never liked me back. I'll just always miss her and tell my kids that she was my first and true love.
by annalovedemily August 20, 2024
Get the emilymug. A really nice person really beautiful girl . When you are down she can change your mood. She is really caring person and makes you feel safe when you are around her
by Pleae November 30, 2021
Get the Emilymug. An emo
by ThickyNicky's bitch November 23, 2021
Get the Emilymug. Emily is that one girl everyone knows is kind of bitchy until you get to know her. She always threatens “imma kms” and probably has tried it. She’s already had her 4th psych ward trip. She also has/had an eating disorder. But deep down she cares. You wouldn’t call her edgy, but she isn’t emo or a skater girl either. She cares about her close friends more than anyone else. She even has dark humor you can’t find anywhere else. Emily is embarrassed to be the offspring of a Karen. Her only wish in life is to find peace somewhere away from home.
She’s so well known for her phrase “kms” that people instead say “imma pull an Emily.”
She’s so well known for her phrase “kms” that people instead say “imma pull an Emily.”
Kyle: I’m gonna go pull a hot Emily.
Jordan: Bro that’s awesome she can finally pull a guy.
Jordan: Wait…
Jordan: Bro that’s awesome she can finally pull a guy.
Jordan: Wait…
by Battleaxe1738 January 25, 2022
Get the Emilymug. a baddie periodt. sn really funny and will make you laugh and will always be there for her bestfriends no matter what conditions. attitudes problems but will be nice to you if you nice to her 🤡✅ why did i make this bro💀
by baddie periodt August 18, 2019
Get the emily marshallmug. Someone who is determined to do anything. They’ll always be there for you no matter what! They will always be positive even if they are hurt. If you ever meet an Emily Weiss treat them with respect, they’ll be the best friend you’ve ever had! They’ll always be nice to you and when you are sad or depressed about something, they will cheer you up! They always want to play with you and they will always or usually follow the rules. Even if they’re sad they’ll always stay positive around you so you don’t feel sad. They love to play games, video games or board games! Never give up a Emily Weiss because they will always be there for you, sometimes they can get mad but they will always stay by you’re side! They are my BFF and I know that Emily Weiss loves cats and dogs! Oh…and how did I leave out how amazing caring and smart they are! They will also care for you and animals also! When you’re sad they will always find a way to cheer you up and make you happy! They’re so funny and humorous that you will laugh till you’re dead!
by Fluffy_Cloudz September 12, 2021
Get the Emily Weissmug.