Donkey Boner Man

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap

He is the true donkey boner man. And his name, is Aldin Bilalbegovic.

by amogus god 69 July 29, 2021

Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable

You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!

by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018

Slaying donkeys on tinder

Someone who goes on tinder to sleep with fat chicks

Pat spends his weekends slaying donkeys on tinder

by King2103 October 4, 2018

Swamp donkey

a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top

"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.

Stevia contains glucose and donkey cum

by The XDer July 6, 2021

donkey cheer

Giving false support to a movement or ideology.
To be seen as shallowly virtuous without giving proper thought or appropriate analysis to a thing.
Agreeing with the mob or popular opinion without forming one’s own defense of such a position

He never had an argument for his social justice position. He followed the crowd and gave a donkey cheer at the right moments.

by Hugh Wards February 10, 2024

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey Someone who retains high working ethics even though the environment they are working within maybe hostile or even working against them. Similar to the concept of a 'workhorse' but in worse conditions and equipped with second rate equipment. Can also be used to describe someone who land in a flat area prone to flooding and boggy soil.

"Even a Swamp Donkey would struggle trying to work like this"

by Jeffa Down Under August 20, 2018