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wave a dead chicken

to perform a task known to be ineffective simply to make it appear you are working to solve a problem.
i knew the proposal was way off base but i waved a dead chicken and corrected the spelling anyway.
by hidef March 29, 2004
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dead baby joke

Joke told in order to gain shock value, typically told by the lower of the intelligence ladder. The jokes are uncalled for and only meant to piss people off.
New guy:Look on billybinos profile, hes made 664,234 posts on this forum in only 12 months! He must always be online.
Old Guy: yea, he basically lives online, look hes made a new dead baby joke.
by Babybunny October 30, 2006
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Oasis is dead to me

Oasis is dead to me ever since the lead singer died in a freak N64 accedent, and they replaced him with Fred Durst. Not only did they replace him with Fred Durst, they replaced him with the entire Good Charlotte band, featuring Fred Durst...








...and Ashlee Simpson.
My Wonderwall is dead, I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park and cut myself.
by Meave Haters United April 29, 2005
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create dead bodies

a: you're a bad boy yardie, you're supposed to know how to get rid of bodies

b: no, bad boy yardies know how to create dead bodies.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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dead as a door knob

when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.
by msmattress June 10, 2011
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dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
by john gallione January 10, 2007
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Blogging A Dead Horse

When a troll continues arguing in a flame war thread that is long dead as both sides have made all of their points and have stopped caring.

Offenders are typically crying for attention, with have low self esteem and attention deficit problems.

Similar to the traditional "flogging a dead horse".
Pseudo-intellectual 1: Well I don't want to say too much on the topic, but: ... (5 paragraphs of opinionated rant).

Pseudo-intellectual 2: I support this, and would like to further add: ... (3 paragraphs of rhetorical questions and half-baked psycho-analysis).

<Thread Dies>

<2 weeks later>

Ring-in: This isn't really my argument but in my opinion both sides are wrong. I don't want to say a lot but... (10 paragraphs of literary quotes, topical allusions and first year philosophy diploma name dropping).

Observer: Doesn't this ring-in know that he's blogging a dead horse?
by Ev. I December 1, 2009
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