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Dad

An older guy that is thoroughly attractive
by heart it b October 7, 2019
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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
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Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day
Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"
by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021
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dad

a person who said they went to get milk and never came back
other kids: wheres your dad?
me: whats a dad?
by 🌸ur mom🌸 April 19, 2020
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dad

by v.sn, July 13, 2020
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Charlie's dad

Charlie's dad wakes up in the morning witch a 1cm pice off wood in his pants he goes down stairs to see his kids and accidentally got his daughter pregnant and his son got an other erection when his dads oak wood when's into his earthly bumhole
Charlie's dad has morning wood
by Pugsarefuckingsexy January 26, 2019
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dad lure

A fathers past life before they met their mother. Often consist of badass stories of him and his boys running 2 mans and early age shenanigans.
“Dad what’s ur dad lure. “
“Son. I was a beast.”
by Myba11s October 30, 2023
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