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belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father
hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s
my dad by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019
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Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Cobra Dad 

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.
Cobra Dad by beedebbibee January 4, 2020
ur dad gay
ur dad by urhdbdhurhdn January 18, 2020

Josh/dad 

Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.
Josh/dad
You - my dad left
Me- sounds like josh
Josh/dad by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020
The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.
Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.
ur dad by Jefferious January 20, 2020