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Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.
Me: fuck you dad
by YouAllSuckOkay June 4, 2022
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russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths
Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol
by Allangestwich November 19, 2017
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#1 dad

Simply the best, most loved dad in the whole wide world
The owner of this mug is definitely the #1 dad in the world.
by Doingmystuff December 22, 2017
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Bar Dad

When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.
You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!
by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025
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Sec dad

An indiscriminate measurement of time typically determined by one's use of the word.
Word I'll pull up to your place; be there in 15 sec dads.
by DogLuverfan April 25, 2022
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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
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Dad

An older guy that is thoroughly attractive
by heart it b October 7, 2019
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