Me: fuck you dad
by YouAllSuckOkay June 4, 2022

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths
by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

by Doingmystuff December 22, 2017

When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.
You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!
by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025

by DogLuverfan April 25, 2022

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
Where do the bad rainbows go?
Prism.
They get a light sentence.
It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:
I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
