Love them to death

Eat Before Being Eaten. Protect One's Self As Much As Possible.

I will love them to death by killing them with kindness.

by Captain Kevlar July 30, 2022

death by m&ms

when you eat my m&ms and i kill you

Me: where are my mms?

You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.

Me:(shoots you)

Death by m&ms

by Digital street chicken May 28, 2019

Black Screen of Death

Microsoft ruined Windows 11 and that's one of the main reasons how. It's still BSOD, though.

Person 1: yo I got black screen of death what can I do?
Person 2: you upgraded to windows 11?
Person 1: yep why?
Person 2: nothing special, you can fix it by... and some tech stuff
Person 1: thx cya round!

by stysan September 26, 2022

Death Match Meeting

When a superior(manager) schedules any meeting over lunchtime without providing lunch and/or does not allow food at the meeting.

My manger just scheduled a death match meeting. I will be lucky to eat today.

by jojob September 25, 2009

Colorado Death Roll

When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.

Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!

by Jcrafty4451 February 28, 2020

Death Row Fuck

when a person knows they're going to break up with their partner, but has sex with them one last time without the partner knowing its the last time. different than a pity fuck or breakup sex. it is usually better than normal sex. the partner will realize this was done afterward and not during sex. done so the other gets satisfied one last time. akin to a nice meal before you take a cow out to slaughter.

Omg Brad Death Row Fucked me yesterday. He seduced me, we had sex, then he dumped me an hour later. I didn't even know he was thinking of dumping me!

by clitastical February 13, 2023

mothers death wish

collective ignorance, psycological abandonment of enlightenmnet, liberation, human consciousness on earth. a shared will by deraged trogledytes to evacuate the garden of eden, or whats lef tof it to meet their maker seperated from their brothers and sisters, the sky the wind and rain and all the plants and animals we have been so undeservedly endowed with

John: is billy coming out to party? christine likes him and i told him i'd introduce him to coke.

Jeff: no he's actually spending the weekend at a biblical retreat, niggas got a bad case of mothers death wish.

by el padrone November 10, 2019