stoner boner

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)

"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"

by Ariel McDermott August 31, 2003

Monkey Boner

Used to define someone acting like a retard

Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner

by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004

Nature Boner

The ability to receive an erection with natural outdoor environments such as forests and beaches as the only source of your penile arousal.

Dude this waterfall is giving me a nature boner .

by Flipstodio October 8, 2014

Phantom Boner

When the crease of a male's jeans appears to look like a boner as they sit down. One of the most annoying things experienced by man.

Betty: "Whoa, check out the size of that guy's wang!"
Sue: "Calm down, Betty, it's just a phantom boner."
Betty: "Damn!"

by The Whovian February 11, 2015

Sun Boner

People who go outdoors when it becomes sunny and warm out (Usually standing/sitting/playing in grassy fields).

Look at all the sun boners playing corn hole and frisbee.

by bobe dole May 2, 2013

Dezy Boner

When you get a boner from the wall cause the wall is just so sexy you keep running into it over and over and so you 'hit it all night long'

'Friend #1':bro i got such a dezy boner last night!
'Friend #2':wtf is wrong with you. ....

by loves pizza so muchigetaboner June 2, 2015

Boner Sorcerous

A very attractive woman with the name of a witch

"Yo did you see Tabitha's outfit last night"
"Yeah, she's a total boner sorcerous"

by fucksliknik April 14, 2017