stfu and eat ur food

(shut the fuck up and eat ur food)
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish

Guy 1: bro, we have a lot of homework for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, stfu and eat ur food

by therealseb September 8, 2020

Ur mum

Crusty toenails

I think I have ur mum

by Papi macabi April 15, 2020

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by Ur mom Ur mom Ur mom Ur mom November 15, 2022

ur species feces

The worst insult to ever exist in any language known to man. Worse than all other insults combined.

Donald Trump: ur mom gay
Kim Jong Un: no u
Donald Trump: ur species feces
Kim Jong Un: *explodes, starting WW3 and plunging the world into a new age of eternal darkness*

by Hawest April 4, 2018

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

ur daddy fatty

literally the best way to insult any family member, without no doubt, is the true way to offend someones family member

Craig: LMAO ur mom gay ur dad lesbian ur brother mother ur uncle a cuckle ur sister mister LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 9GAG IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Matthew: And your daddy fatty

After the sentence is complete, all planet earth becomes a huge battle royale and everyone is fighting everyone, and the last survivor can rule planet earth

by daddy fucker 124 March 20, 2018

Ur Cousin

Another very bad variation of ur mom that is generally used when speaking about incest but can also be used in many other situations.

Warning: using this variation of the common phrase "ur mom" may cause confusion due to it's unpopularity.

John: hey bro, what's up?
Dick: ur cousin

John: what?

by Pika Pika bitch August 5, 2018