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Fucked Crazy

When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.
Girl I got fucked crazy, now I'm out here picking out a wedding dress.
by Blaine November 4, 2021
mugGet the Fucked Crazymug.

Shut The Fuck Up

This is for people who post their names from urban dictionary because they have no life
DAN: Hey you see my new Instagram story?? That's my name!!

TROY: Yea, Dan, I don't care. Shut The Fuck Up!
by the chocolate monkey November 22, 2021
mugGet the Shut The Fuck Upmug.

Scotland Is Fucked

Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed
Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019
mugGet the Scotland Is Fuckedmug.

FUCKING PUSSY

USED WHEN SOMEONE IS FUCKING ANGRY
by URAFP January 16, 2022
mugGet the FUCKING PUSSYmug.

fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
mugGet the fucking Hopelessmug.

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
by sesa me July 27, 2024
mugGet the fuck me gently with a chainsawmug.

fuck me truck

Daym, that new Tacoma TRD is a fuck me truck!
by Locaust April 9, 2021
mugGet the fuck me truckmug.

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