When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.
by Blaine November 4, 2021

DAN: Hey you see my new Instagram story?? That's my name!!
TROY: Yea, Dan, I don't care. Shut The Fuck Up!
TROY: Yea, Dan, I don't care. Shut The Fuck Up!
by the chocolate monkey November 22, 2021

Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
by sesa me July 27, 2024

A really nice truck.
by Locaust April 9, 2021
