Key Fucking

The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.

Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

Fuck off

Fuck off is a way of identifying yourself when you really don’t want a relationship or sex, it isn’t like being aromantic or asexual in the sense that people who identify as fuck off don’t want to be a nuisance and feel like trying to identify as something common then telling people about it is a form of narcissism

Person 1: “do you like guys girls or anyone in general?”

Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me”

by ThatRandomGuyOnline October 4, 2020

Fuck Dialed

verb

the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up

Molly fuck dialed Joel last night. All he heard was screaming & moaning on the other end.

by mikaliksa July 23, 2014

What the fuck

Phrase.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.

Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.

Person 1: Dude I freaking love this guy, i also hate him and i've been extremely toxic to him but i can't live without him so i've been torturing him for a few years. But i love himmm

Person 2: What the fuck mate?!

by Yep_pseudonym March 11, 2023

Fuck in the Face

1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.

Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face

by Teh Hoe January 6, 2012

Sexy as fuck

Joe gard

Joe Gard is sexy as fuck

by Naughtybitch87 June 17, 2021

National Fuck Day

Have sex on November 20th

Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.

by Dickridah3000;) November 20, 2020