Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

Clown

A person or persons that acts in a manner that incites ridicule

Wow Payton is really clownin

by Biomel July 17, 2019

Clown

You.

You absolute fucking clown. Get shit noob your fucking dogshit at the game.

by Ronald Childmolester McDonald November 6, 2020

Clown

A creepy ass thing that gets you under your bed at night.

I am a clown.

by KroutonMagan April 18, 2019

CLOWN

You

You're a clown

by AlxR25 November 20, 2021

Clowning

Acting like a "funny" character online but failing so hard to do so that people are wondering if you are being serious and in the process really retarded or plain stupid or really succesfull in doing so.

Clowning is wondering if someone is being stupid or playing a character:

I am wondering if Anunki is Clowing, i'm really not sure. His posts are so weird, nobody knows what he is on.

by ClutchChuck December 26, 2024

Talentless Ass Clown

Adnoun. A being bearing the title Jaden Smith who enjoys wealth and notoriety gained through no contribution of his own whatsoever. He will be the defining reason that Millenials will soon be broken down into separate subgroups so that people born in the late 80s/early 90s dont have to bear the shame of being generationally associated with something so worthless...and loud.

"+We ran out of clay pigeons to shoot, does that mean its time to head home?

-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place

+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.

by Normalcy unhinged July 14, 2019