The rule guys refer to when they think about cheating on their wives/girlfriends.
Their wife/girlfriend is the 80%: she cooks, cleans, gives him all her loving, and has decent sex. But it's never 100%.
The girl he wants to cheat on her with is the 20%: she's very pretty, has a great body, and is perfect at sex. However, she's a slob/druggie/junky/alchy.
(Seen in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?")
Their wife/girlfriend is the 80%: she cooks, cleans, gives him all her loving, and has decent sex. But it's never 100%.
The girl he wants to cheat on her with is the 20%: she's very pretty, has a great body, and is perfect at sex. However, she's a slob/druggie/junky/alchy.
(Seen in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?")
Bill: "I don't know, man. My wife's just not cutting it in the sex department, ya know?"
Joe: "20/80 rule, dude... think about it..."
Joe: "20/80 rule, dude... think about it..."
by PatrickStarFish July 16, 2010
The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.
Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?
Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.
Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.
Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.
Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.
by jasonisjericho May 28, 2006
(for males)
your friend moves to a better city and all the girls are freaks and extremely hot, and they are tappin everything there. and unluckyyy you all you get to do is hear!;cut the conversation
your friend moves to a better city and all the girls are freaks and extremely hot, and they are tappin everything there. and unluckyyy you all you get to do is hear!;cut the conversation
kid that moved:
man i banged my girl 11 times already and her twin wants to have a three-some....
friend:....dude your gay.... rule 113
by KillaC_23 March 10, 2009
A rule or general guideline for the amount of time that should elapse from the time your boss leaves work to the moment you leave. This time buffer, used in corporate settings, will allow you to sneak away from work 'early' without negative consequences.
by wetterinc February 08, 2008
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by Karonaway November 09, 2007
this rule stipulates that if 3 different people tell you to do something within a 1-hour period, you must do it.
rule is void if physical coercion is used during the same period or the preceding 15 minutes.
rule is void if physical coercion is used during the same period or the preceding 15 minutes.
#1: Todd, chug this beer.
Todd: No
#2 (5 minutes later): Todd, chug this.
Todd: No
#3 (1 minute later): Todd, chug this.
Todd: hell no
#3: Peer Pressure rule, you have to.
Todd: damn.
Todd: No
#2 (5 minutes later): Todd, chug this.
Todd: No
#3 (1 minute later): Todd, chug this.
Todd: hell no
#3: Peer Pressure rule, you have to.
Todd: damn.
by ucsd triton eye 123 November 12, 2009
Person A: "Dude My Fb Friends Keep Postin Dumb Shit All Over My Dashboard."
Person B: "Dude, 1st Rule Of Tumblr"
Person B: "Dude, 1st Rule Of Tumblr"
by The Guy In The Silver Shorts May 28, 2011