March 7th

Ask your crush out day don't be shy this is your chance.

Girl 1: Come on ask him out.
Girl 2: Ok I guess it is March 7th
Girl 2 :will you date me
Guy 1: YES YES YES

by NATIONALDAY88 March 6, 2022

March 25

March 25th is the day where you grab your friends booty without consequences.

Person1: it's March 25th so you know what that means
Person2: it's national grab ass day lmao

by JayMo0990 March 24, 2022

March 28

National we all skip this day; We all skip this day!!! And we don’t celebrate or do anything!!!!

Man 1: “it’s March 28!!!”
Man 2: “what about it?”
Man 1: “it’s National we all skip day!!!”
Man 2: omg that’s amazing

by Regginbut February 16, 2022

March 3rd

The day a dumb ass bitch was born, this person tends to be bipolar and a dick but really nice once you get to know them.

It’s March 3rd. Happy birthday, dumb ass! I’m glad to have met you.

by adannnnnnnnnmc30 March 3, 2024

March

But you’re partner a fluffy cow month

Oh look it’s March, that means you have t buy me a cow

by Cyb3rfaeries March 11, 2025

March Shatness

A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).

Are you competing in March Shatness?

Of course I am!

by Vincle11 March 17, 2022

March 4th

March 4th is national texted yo gf/bf "lets link" "I love you" day
if they don't break up with they ahh fr fr

gf/bf: Hey lets link on March 4th
gf/bf: just telling you I love you on March 4th

by Loni baby July 1, 2023