Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.

"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney

by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023

horse pissperer

When you hear someone going to the toilet and it sounds like a horse taking a wazz.

Phil was a very quiet chap, but when he goes to the bog he’s a true horse pissperer.

by The Horse Pissperer November 1, 2017

jerome horse

A horse who is black a slur used towards black monkeys

Charlie: He is really black he must be a jerome horse

Leo: Yeah i hate jerome horse people

by brenboi August 11, 2023

Quartering A Dead Horse

To trivialize a beaten dead horse.

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.

by pornstitute August 7, 2024

Horse of all trades

You remembered the phrase wrong, it’s “Jack of all trades, master of none”

“Im a bit of a horse of all trades”

“Huh?”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh July 16, 2025

Horse cork

A cork that was once in a horses ass and now in a humans ass to serve as a but plug

Hey are you going to use that horse cork?

by ET-HAN123 January 18, 2018

Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).

Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick

by MotherPower December 10, 2013