Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.

I rode a drunk horse last night.

by Hanna Banana1 November 23, 2016

jerome horse

A horse who is black a slur used towards black monkeys

Charlie: He is really black he must be a jerome horse

Leo: Yeah i hate jerome horse people

by brenboi August 11, 2023

horse toe

1. A horse’s toe
2. A man’s penis (how a man’s penis
represents a horse toe or a horse foot)

1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?

by KB_2024 January 11, 2024

Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.

"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney

by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023

horse pissperer

When you hear someone going to the toilet and it sounds like a horse taking a wazz.

Phil was a very quiet chap, but when he goes to the bog he’s a true horse pissperer.

by The Horse Pissperer November 1, 2017

Quadrupedic horse

a horse that has 4 legs. it is also a phrase to say instead of swearing and just because it sounds fun

you Quadrupedic horse

by ashie is da best December 3, 2023

Hennessy Horse Rider

When a white woman engages in sexual acts with multiple black men.

Just drove by the park and saw some woman doing the Hennessy Horse Rider with a basketball team.

by Mr.Dingo August 12, 2025