hat

something you put on your head duh

the look is a hat on his head

by james charles yourmom September 14, 2021

Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

hat sag

when the tip of someone's beenie droops down like a flaccid penis

Damn that kid has some hat sag

by hat saggah November 10, 2011

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

lamp hat

Joey's gay discord name

'Thats a nice lamp hat'

by Big Bob 123 May 5, 2018

Blue hat

For someone that is trying to say I'm a racist without saying I'm a racist
Blue is anti yellow AKA anti Asian
The blue hat trend 2007 to now

That person is a blue Hatter

by M.N.L May 15, 2022

Ass-hat

A person with a natural ability to fuck up the simplest of things.

Coworker#1 Did you see the new guy in hard handle

Coworker#2 Yeah I told him not to pack bad products. Everything he packed was bad .

Coworker#1 He is a total ass-hat

Coworker#2 Yup a complete ass-hat

by doppelganger1216 October 6, 2018