cunning hat

A hand-knit yellow, orange and red beanie, toque or wool hat that became a cult favorite with Firefly fans after appearing in an episode.

"What happens if someone puts on a cunning hat and a Who scarf?"

by kinsmed December 25, 2012

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018

horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...

"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"

by Dawnrose February 18, 2018

BIG HAT , NO PRATTLE

Extraordinaryly intelligent person who has no sway because the COMMUNICATION travels in the shortest path possible.

Monitor a slave to the grind by a FUCK UP and realize BIG HAT , NO PRATTLE does not have to prove anything in that everyday communication battle the REST OF THE OPINIONATED have to be locked in.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 15, 2021

hat trick

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".

Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!

by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

Hat Trick Weekend

Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.

I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.

by Shoresey January 19, 2021

we top hats, we the mastas

“we top hats we the mastas” is a meaning of fancy furries, specifically people wearing tophats, being the masters of a group or civilazation.

Kid: Who are you?
Rich furry: we top hats, we the mastas

by vail.trix March 7, 2024