Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo

Sock puppet

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

by clamsarke January 11, 2017

sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.

Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!

by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017

Walmart Socks

Socks on a Walmart mannequin that have been removed, drowned in nut, and placed back on the mannequin to solidify.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just found some RANCID Walmart socks."
Dude 2: "Ohhhh yeah my bad Dude that was me."

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

Sock

Another word for a pad/tampon

Girl 1: I just got my tree

Girl 2: do you need a sock?

by Swagpwacherjeiej April 14, 2015

French Socks

When a man sucks a woman’s toes or feet.

“You know she’s crazy, right? She loves those french socks.”
“Oh, i’m not into that.”

by mastergrave February 2, 2023

socks

see trap

did you see me cum into socks?

by FN-2199 October 17, 2017