A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.
Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
by Righteous Thumb August 2, 2010
Get the Shower nirvanamug. British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.
We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.
by YouandMe4444 November 23, 2016
Get the silk showermug. The act of placing confetti on a ceiling fan blade's, then spinning the fan (or turning it on). The fan will throw the confetti all around the room.
by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019
Get the makeshift confetti showermug. Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
Get the Too long in the showermug. If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
Get the bridle showermug. A roundabout way of saying golden shower
friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?
Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower
Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*
friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?
Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower
Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*
by AriaorAries January 16, 2023
Get the Expensive Showermug. by VA girls March 7, 2012
Get the Passion Showermug.