pasta pussy

The pussy of an Italian woman

That girl Berta's got a pasta pussy.

by Lmjm4 March 14, 2014

Whisker pussying

The act of pleasuring a woman with the tip(s) of your mustache.

Jim: Dude I've never been that drunk before!
Jake: Do you even remember what happened?

Jim: Hell no bro, I totally killed 3 6'ers in a shotgun battle.
Jake: All you could talk about was the monster whisker pussying you preformed on a female individual..
Jim: What the fuck is whisker pussying?!
Jake: Ask your sister..

by Vātsyāyana April 13, 2014

pussy noogie

When a girl grabs a guys head puts it in her snatch and shakes like a dryer with a brick in it. Most commonly performed in a strip club on your birthday.

Yo, we went to the strip club last night for Brighams birthday, he totally got a pussy noogie. His head was all up in that snatch, he almost suffocated!

by DecemberTheStripper January 4, 2015

pussy quota

the amount of pussy needed to be seen, touched, smelled, licked or fucked to stay fit and healthy.

Dr. Phil recommends a pussy quota of 10 per day.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman January 22, 2015

Pussy Drill

Penis

He dug into the hole with his pussy drill.

by People Who Love Games [PWLG] April 15, 2015

porpoise pussy

An exceptionally tight vagina. Implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise's pussy, which is water tight.

My dick is still sore from fucking that bitch with the porpoise pussy! I thought her pussy was gonna strangle the life out of my cock!

by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

Guacamole Pussy

It's pussy from a Mexican girl.

Dude, Henry is getting guacamole pussy!

by Jacob Letterman May 22, 2015